CAN I GET a MAN WITH THAT?

NOT SO SONNY DELIGHT

A self-sabotaging single sends her dignity (and her dinner) down the drain

I have a history of destroying any possibility for a relationship with a guy, so when Sonny asked me to come over, I thought this could be a turning point for me. I left the bar and headed to his place, where the night was going perfectly.

As he started to put on the moves, I was suddenly hit with the urge to vomit. Quickly, I fled to the bathroom where, for some unexplained reason, I decided to throw up in Sonny’s sink.  I then turned on the faucet, assuming that everything would flow smoothly down the drain.  Instead, the mess rose slowly in the sink.  As I began to panic, Sonny’s roommate walked in, witnessing my shameful act.

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MASTUR PLAN

Today’s contributor plots to reveal her roommate’s secret

My sophomore year of college, I had to share a room for the first time ever. I grew up with all brothers and didn’t quite know what to expect from a female roommate. I’d known her since freshman year and she was relatively quiet and reserved. We rarely saw each other because of our conflicting schedules. But by second semester, things had changed.

One afternoon, I got to the dorm and saw my roommate on the couch with a comforter over her lap. This would have been normal, except it was 80 degrees outside, she was breathing heavy, and she abruptly shut her laptop when I walked in. I knew she was up to something.

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ROOM RAIDERS

Too much action sends one college coed packing

My roommate and I share a split double dorm, meaning there’s a wall that conveniently divides it in half. But when the door opens, however, you can see straight onto my side of the room. My roommate’s side is behind the wall.

We had talked earlier on about bringing guys back to the room to have sex. In fact, we were both pretty open about it. We agreed that since there’s a wall dividing us, if one person wants to have sex while the other is in the room, it’s perfectly fine, since you cant see anything anyways. But my roommate quickly changed her mind when she realized I was the only one getting any action, and she had no one. I was having sex almost every time she was in the room.

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