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A delectable round-up of this week’s most buzzed about topics.

• QUOTE: LeAnn Rimes says something poignant, “A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked! I’m gonna do that from now on, when that rarely happens.” 
• VIDEO: Katie Holmes explains why Suri had P-E-N-I-S gummies in her hand, and apparently can’t bring herself to say the word PENIS. — Amy Grindhouse 
• From Vajazzle to mechanisms that disguise your camel toe these ways to dress up your genitals go far beyond the standard landing strip and bikini wax. — Cracked
• We’ll have to settle for listening to the smooth seductive voice of Don Draper on those Mercedes Benz commercials, Mad Men won’t be back until 2012! — Pop Eater
• H&M’s Fashion Against AIDS campaign is back and this time the collection is unisex & features Miss Keri Hilson and Akon. — Coco & Creme
• WTF News: Ex cop decides he’d like a full-frontal ‘massage’ but that he’d rather not pay for it, so he masquerades as a massage parlor inspector, and demands a massage and money. — Nerve
• Explain to us what Snooki Polizzi has done in life to make more money for an appearance at Rutgers than Toni Morrison? Is Jersey Shore worth more than a Nobel Prize? — SheKnows 

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A delectable round-up of this week’s most buzzed about topics.

QUOTE: Joy Behar relays what lots of women were thinking — “I just asked Debbie Reynolds about Liz Taylor. She said ‘the women liked her & the men adored her. I know because my husband left for her.’” —RIP Elizabeth Taylor

VIDEO: Blake Griffin says F*ck a Kim K and Kisses A Sister In Commercial — (err… or something like that). —Bossip

Alleged Black Swan Dance Double claims she did all the dancing. Does it matter that Natalie Portman may have had a stunt double though, she clearly didn’t do the acting? —StarPulse

More Money More Problems. Is money to blame for the lack of diversity in fashion designers? Designer Stephen Burrows thinks so. —Coco and Creme

The mommy training tools of today — breast milk baby, because young girls need to learn how to breastfeed. —Jezebel

Chris Brown went a little nuts after his GMA appearance, apparently so nuts that his publicist quit! Was his GMA outburst understandable though? —MTV

Is there anything more blasphemous? We imagine Jesus would weep at the very thought of us Pole Dancing to Christian music. —The Frisky 

A YEAR IN HOT LINKS ON A PLATTER

You could call this roundup of delectable tidbits something like a crash course in the past year in sex, dating and relationships—but you’d be wrong. From making your vajayjay shine to boobs that shoot out whipped cream, we’ve been schooled on sex in ways we never thought we’d have to admit. This past year taught us things we’d hopefully never be quizzed on in Sex 101. In honor of our birthday week, consider this edition of hot links, a gift from us to you, on everything you never thought you needed to know about sex. 

• In the 21st century a woman can use her sexcapades for her thesis, and a basketball player can get suspended for violating the school honor code by having premarital sex. They should probably just start outfitting their male students with these male chastity belts.
• We agree with 50 cent that real men eat pussy, but do they eat it when we follow the Kardashian sister’s mayo slathering recipe to make our snatches shine?  
• Sacapuntas, moose knuckle, mother of all souls, and pink canoe are all euphemisms for your vagina, translations: a scary Victorian Lady, strange animal, awesome, and a geographical location respectively.
• Revenge is a dish best served by plastering borderline defamatory memes of your ex’s face on Google images, or by FedEx-ing him crabs. OR - If you’re really crazy, calling in a bomb threat to prevent him from getting to his wedding.
• In the near future you’ll probably be able to apply birth control lotion, and take the week-after pill. But be weary, although birth control may keep us out of the family way, it’s also been linked to diminishing our libido.
• The smell of tears can instantly give a man a limp dick, and the smell of pumpkin pie will put sex on his mind. The way to a man’s heart dick is his stomach after all.

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A delectable roundup of this week’s most buzzed about topics.

• QUOTE: Ryan Gosling talks corrupting Christina Aguilera & Britney Spears on the Mickey Mouse Club - “They pegged me as the bad guy. They pulled me in one time and said, ‘If you don’t stop corrupting the girls we’re going to fire you’. I didn’t touch the girls by the way.” (Sure, we believe you!)
• VIDEO: National Geographic show is recreating the flying house from ‘Up,’ shouldn’t these engineers be trying to solve world droughts instead? — YouTube 
• Senator Rand Paul equates a woman’s right to abortion with our right to choose eco-unfriendly things like toilets, lightbulbs and other miscellaneous items. — Talking Points Memo 
• PHOTO: Rihanna may have gotten in trouble for tweeting the fact that she snagged a Vogue cover, but who will Anna Wintour be blaming for Rihanna’s mermaidesque cover image leak? —Spoils of Style 
• What does your email provider say about you. Survey says, if you’re a hotmail user you’re more likely to live in the suburbs and be an average weight female. — Live Science 
• The iPad 2 is here, and one college student just sold her spot at the front of the line for almost $1,000. — Nerve 
• Just incase you missed it, Chris Brown’s nudie photos are still being broadcasted all over the internet, now we know what he’s working with. — Media Take Out 

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A delectable round-up of this week’s most buzzed about topics.

• QUOTE: After Christina Aguilera’s arrest P!nk calls her out - “Out of Myself, Britney, and Christina- didn’t everyone think I was gonna be the troublemaker? LOOK MA!!! No CUFFS!!!”
• VIDEO: It turns out Audrina’s reality show is actually happening, but this promo video doesn’t promise much drama, or much of anything except Audrina in a swimsuit.—People
• Can you imagine if your college had an honor code against pre-marital sex that it took seriously? BYU apparently does, they’ve suspended one of their star athletes. — Nerve
• John Galliano enters rehab after his ‘I love Hitler!’ rant that led to his ousting from the House of Dior, but as far as we can tell rehab doesn’t cure racism. — NY Daily News
• WTF News: School in Ohio decides to simulate a slave auction, complete with slaves and slave masters, out of the two black children in the class, one was a slave, the other was a master. Why was this even necessary? — Bossip 
• As if that becoming a princess, getting a sapphire engagement ring and all the media coverage wasn’t enough, Kate Middleton is getting her own Mr. Men book - Little Miss Princess. — Daily Mail

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A delectable round-up of this week’s most buzzed about topics.

• QUOTE: Of course Hugh Hefner would know - “When you do something special for your girl, like taking them to a Bieber movie, they never say never.”
• VIDEO: Lady Gaga decides to be a human condom on Good Morning America, proving once and for all there is nothing she won’t do to be political and outrageous all at the same time. — Gossip Cop
• Would having an ultrasound make you less likely to have an abortion? Apparently the Texas Senate thinks so and they’re instituting a bill to prove it. — Reuters
• A moment of silence and a Chronicles of Narnia marathon is mandatory; the film franchise’s producer - Perry Moore overdosed and died in his NYC apartment. — Perez Hilton
• Is your speech sloppy? These six things you should watch are a good start, add removing unnecessary uses of the word ‘whatever’ and we’re good. — CollegeCandy
• Petition to change the name of the best leading actress Oscar to best portrayal of a crazy woman; because most actresses receive Oscars for playing women who would otherwise be termed clinically insane in reality. — The Frisky 
• We’re wondering if JWOWW included these bisexual adventures of 2008 in “The Rules According to JWOWW” — Socialite Life

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A delectable round-up of this week’s most buzzed about topics.

• QUOTE: Tina Fey says “I have a suspicion that the definition of ‘crazy’ in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to f**k her anymore.” 
• VIDEO: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s Unbreakable, a ‘unisex’ fragrance, commercial is a bad attempt at soft porn. —Amy Grindhouse  
• The GRAMMY’s are this weekend, if you need six reasons to watch here they are. — The Frisky 
• Useful information, Zagat’s got a guide to dating and dumping just in time for Valentines Day. — My Daily 
• Gossip Girl Catfight! Blake Lively’s been snubbing the rest of the Gossip Girl cast, too bad Leighton’s been the one starring in more films with better roles. — WetPaint
• Abortion Doctor/monster made millions, now charged with murder for seven babies born alive that he killed with scissors, and one mother dead. —Broadsheet 
• JWoww wrote a book, had a suprisingly high GPA and proves there might actually be a non trashy woman hiding beneath all those implants, tanning lotion, and Jersey Shore bravado? — Huffington Post

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A delectable round-up of this week’s most buzzed about topics.

• QUOTE: Rosamund Pike on the reason behind her not getting a part “I do not want, and have never wanted, to be a flirty piece of ass, but when told I was not one, I found myself quite offended.” 
• VIDEO: Not sure about the other Super Bowl ads but this kid dressed like Darth Vader summoning The Force is kind of adorable. — Business Insider
• Lea Michelle’s Cosmo cover sets off a whirlwind of prudish parental demonization of female sexuality. — SheWired
• Quit using the terms ‘chaos’ & ‘crisis’. One woman, Eltahawy is teaching the western world how to understand what’s going on in Egypt. — Jezebel
• Revenge is a dish served best through Google images. Flooding Google Images with meme’s of your exboyfriend sure to ruin any Google search is a pretty bitter, but inventive move. — BuzzFeed
• Not only is there going to be a sequel to the Big Lebowski, but Tara Reid is set to star in it. — The Superficial
• If you don’t watch Food Network as much as us, we forgive you but here are some Super Bowl Party food tips from Sunny Anderson you need to have. — PopEater

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A delectable round-up of this week’s most buzzed about topics.

• QUOTE: Tracy Morgan ousts Sarah Palin’s backup career - “Let me tell you something about Sarah Palin, man, she’s good masturbation material. Glasses and all that. Great masturbation material.”
• VIDEO: Meet Yoji “Pop” Asano - the next William Hung, featuring his rendition of Miley Cyrus’ ”Party in the USA” — WetPaint
• Can’t stop staring at this woman with talons for feet, wait no, they’re just digustingly long toenails. — People of Walmart
• Leighton Meester goes from preppy yet devious to downright maniacal in The Roommate and this was the method behind her madness — NYPost 
• Egypt’s government cut the nation off from the internet, here’s the truth about whether or not this could happen in America. — io9
• This week in sheer ridiculousness-ness: Woman sues P.Diddy for $1 trillion for date rape and 9/11. — Huffington Post
• Uh-Oh, we’re about to be bombarded with more chicken legs and thighs that us breast loving folk will know what to do with. — Slate