CAN I GET a MAN WITH THAT?

SWEET SIXTEEN

Today’s contributor learns age is a more than just a number

Sixteen. No one can tell you anything once you turn sixteen. It was summer, which meant dark skin, short skirts, brand new sneakers and door knocker earrings with my name in it (hey, that was the style back then). I’d walk to the bus stop, with a nice little sashay, to see which cutie would stop me.

Eventually one of the guys from the neighborhood barbershop paid me some attention—and I liked it. “Oh wow, I thought you were nineteen,” he said to me after I told him how old I was. He said he was 23, but that didn’t matter, I was sixteen and could handle anything.

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HOW TIM RUINED THANKSGIVING

A high school girl’s awkward sexcapade is nothing to be thankful for

In high school, I was really into this hot football player, Tim. Since I was a lowly underclassman, I was psyched when he invited me to my first high school party. The party started off great—drinks were flowing, Lil’ Wayne was blaring, and I ended up in a bedroom with Tim.

I had only had sex a few times before Tim, and it was with my boyfriend, who took my virginity. After a few minutes of foreplay (including him disgustingly sticking his tongue in my ear) we started having sex. I was inexperienced, so I was a little nervous even after countless shots and Solo cups of Natty Light.

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SCOUT’S HONOR

Today’s contributor refuses to spread eagle for this scout

After senior prom, my Boy Scout date and I came back to an empty house and made ourselves comfortable in the living room.  I was feeling really sophisticated in my chic Maggie Sottero gown and he looked dapper in his rental tux. Since my parents weren’t home, we opened the liquor cabinet and poured ourselves a couple shots of scotch. We said cheers, tossed back our heads, and let the scotch disappear down our throats.

It only took one shot for him to muster up the nerve for what he did next — rearrange the furniture!? Once he had it in the order he felt best, he plopped down in the center of the floor with his legs spread out and a grin on his face. He directed me with his finger to come closer and then unzipped his pants.

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YOU GIVE ME FEVER

Today’s contributor cools down her “fever” after this afternoon rendezvous

I was introduced to “sex fever” in high school — the constant urge for sex. I caught it full-force after I lost my virginity. The sight of a single chest hair could induce an orgasm. At the time, I had no car, so I was doing whatever it took to get to my boyfriend’s house — begging for rides from friends or frenemies — it didn’t matter. Until finally, a friend agreed to take me to his house while his parents weren’t home.

My boyfriend and I were so anxious that it was finally time to get down! We decided my friend would park her car in the alley behind his house and wait. Then we went straight to his room to have sex. As things were getting intense— as intense as it could get for two amateurs—we suddenly heard the garage door go up and the back door open.

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BARENAKED LADY

Today’s contributor lost her sleepover privileges and firstborn with JT all in one night. 

I was 17 years old and about to  sleep over at my boyfriend’s house for the first time. I couldn’t believe our parents finally gave us permission. On the big night, my mom gave me a lecture on the importance of wearing a bra and absolutely forbid my favorite boy shorts. After swearing on my first born child with Justin Timberlake that I wouldn’t disgrace the family, I headed out the door.

After dinner with my boyfriend’s family, we went to his room and started a movie, but as per usual, didn’t make it past the opening credits. We had sex and cuddled in bed for a while, until nature called. By then it was already 3 a.m., so I ignored my mom’s advice and headed to the bathroom right outside his room—butt naked.

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EASY CUM, EASY GO

Today’s contributor fools around with an older, less experienced guy
 
Sophomore year of high school, I went on my first date with an upperclassman. He was so embarrassed at the “girly” cafe I chose that he insisted we rent an action flick instead. This was more likely an excuse to get me back to his house and in his bedroom, where we started making out, than an attempt to preserve his manhood. Or so I thought.

About two minutes into lip locking, I realized that even though he was older, I was clearly more experienced. His tongue was practically swimming in my throat, his hands were all over the place, and lets not forget the awkward dry hump. I decided it was time for me to take control of the situation.

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RED-Y OR NOT, HERE COMES PROM

A little fun in the sun ruined prom night for today’s contributor

The day before prom night, I went to the beach with a guy I had been crushing on for 2 years. We went swimming and flirted along the boardwalk, nothing too serious. Then we capped things off with cuddle time in the sand. I guess the heat made us tired because the next thing I knew we had fallen asleep—for four hours! Worst of all, I wasn’t wearing any sunblock. My sun-dried body was in major pain and I looked like I belonged on the menu at Red Lobster!

I promptly left the beach for pre-prom pampering with my best friend. As I walked in the door she took one look at me and asked, “What the hell happened to you?!” I didn’t understand the severity of the situation until I looked in the mirror.  Not only was I lobster red, but to top it off, I am a red head! My hair blended into my face—eyebrows completely invisible. I resembled one big red dot from the neck up.

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ALL IN MODERATION

Today’s sex crazed contributor is forced to tame her inner beast

After I graduated high school, I started dating a guy who was amazing in the sack. He had some kind of crazy sexual power over me—every time I saw him my inner animal came out and I wanted to jump him. We were having sex three or four times a day—a record for me.

That summer, my girlfriends and I decided to take a beach vacation. I was upset that I’d have to go a whole week without getting any, but I decided that trading sex for some sun wouldn’t be so bad. We hit the road, but we didn’t get off to a very smooth start. A half hour into our drive we had to stop so I could use the bathroom. Within another 20 minutes we had to stop again, and so the pattern continued. I kept feeling like I had to pee, but I just couldn’t.

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GOSSIP GIRL

A college grad learns that there’s no escaping high school drama

Justin and I were good friends, and I was also close with his brother. One night, I went barhopping with his brother and another friend, Jill. Afterward, we headed back to Jill’s house. As we pulled into her driveway, it became clear that her younger brother was having a high school rager at the house. Fan-freakin’-tastic.

As soon as we walked in, a random drunk girl came over to talk to me, which was strange because I didn’t know her. Small talk quickly turned awkward when she decided to share how much of a know-it-all she thought she was.

“You had sex with Justin!” she announced loudly to everyone in the room, including Justin’s brother.

He stared at me, completely shocked.

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A CLASS ACT

A high school couple tries to keep their sex session closeted

Sophomore year of high school, I was a cheerleader and my boyfriend was the senior varsity quarterback. We were somewhat known as a “notorious” couple. While we were good students and involved in extracurricular activities, we both had a wild streak. We were constantly doing all kinds of crazy and outlandish things. Amongst all these shenanigans, one incident stands out the most.

A friend of my boyfriend knew one of our school’s janitors. The janitor gave my boyfriend’s friend the keys to the janitor’s closet, and he gave them to my boyfriend. One day, he surprised me and we ditched class to hook up in the closet. The sex was great and we were both really into it. It was exciting to know that somebody could catch us in the act at any moment, but of course, we didn’t actually want that to happen.

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