CAN I GET a MAN WITH THAT?

MY LIE DOCTOR

Today’s contributor figures out why Dr. - patient ethics is so important after all.

I went to the eye doctor to get new glasses and contacts.  I took my exam and could tell that the eye doctor was totally flirting with me. I decided to take the shot, he was cute and a doctor, what else could a girl ask for? When I gave him my contact info he said ‘This is the number I can call you at?, At anytime?’ ‘Yes.’ I replied, thinking that he wasn’t going to call me. When my glasses came back I noticed that he put a $300 extra order on my Chanel glasses.  It was not what I asked for and I was actually not happy about it, but I decided not to say anything because after all I guess he was just being nice.  

Five days later I got a text from him implying that I should at least make him breakfast to thank him for my $300 dollar valued freebie. One thing led to another, we had sex, good sex, and that led to very beneficial sexual relationship.

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JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED

A doctor’s visit gives today’s contributor something health insurance doesn’t cover

I am a health nut. I always remember to stay on top of my appointments — doctor, dentist, gyno, you name it.  It was about that time to see my gynecologist for an annual check-up, so I made sure to schedule an appointment. When I arrived at the office I was greeted by the receptionist and waited around reading old magazines. Soon after, I was taken into one of the exam rooms, ready for my doctor to do her thing, so I could get out of there.

As most women know, a pap smear is not a fun experience at all, but fortunately for me, my doctor always ensured that I was relaxed. She would engage me in small talk to take my mind off the not-so-pleasant task at hand, which I was always grateful for. This particular visit was no different from any other, but it was about to take a strange turn.

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