CAN I GET a MAN WITH THAT?

RISKY REVENGE

One couple seeks vengeance after their mid-day romp gets busted.

It was a gorgeous summer day when my soon-to-be boyfriend and I went to have lunch at a near-by Friday’s.  The food was great, he paid, and I was ready for some dessert. We got into his car and sat for a while as the air conditioning began to work.  Soon we were kissing and feeling each other up. He was on my neck and my hand was wandering so much that we decided we had to have each other right then and there.

It was broad daylight and the vast parking lot was our only option. There was an office building right next door with some parking spots hidden towards the back and under the trees. We decided this was the best place to get away with anything.

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DINK IN THE SINK

Today’s contributor witnesses a horrifying (and very public) sex injury

I’m always going to this local Irish pub near my house — it’s provided for some fun times.  This one weekend was a bit more…interesting than others.  I had a hard week at work and my friends and I decided to throw down as much alcohol as we could without going to the hospital.  

Of course, as soon as my drunkenness set in, a cutie walked into the bar.  I was all over him.  Like any good gentleman, he proceeded to buy me drinks to add to my already inebriated state.  It was then that I decided there was only one way to make this night complete.

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Video voyeurs spice up the party for today’s contributor

I went to the beach with some mutual friends for a long weekend. After getting sufficiently sloshed, a bunch of my peeps decided they wanted to go skinny dipping in the community pool.  That’s not really my thing, so I hung back at home with a guy friend who volunteered to stay behind too.

One thing led to another, and we started hooking up on the couch. He asked if I wanted to go upstairs to the bedroom, but I mentioned that I wasn’t sure what time our buddies would be back, so we kept going at it in the living room. Don’t ask — it made sense at the (very drunken) time!

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GOOD VIBES

Today’s contributor finds herself wishing that her vibrator had a silent mode.
 
After a few months of managing to not bring a single guy home, I decided that enough was enough.  I was on a mission.  I went to a party with my friends that night, and despite all of my efforts, I was unsuccessful in finding some loving for the night. 

When I got back to my house I was frustrated, so I decided that I should just do it all by myself.  I got out my trusty vibrator and I started using it.  A few minutes in, just as I started to feel good, I heard a knock at my door.  Turns out that it was my gay best friend, and he had wanted to come over and surprise me. 

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DON’T DRIVE AND BONE

Today’s contributor learns the danger of vehicular sex     
 
Since my boyfriend and I both live at home, it’s hard for us to get some alone time.  Every once in a while, we have to resort to having sex in my parent’s car.  It’s uncomfortable, but also necessary.  The last time that we decided to do it in the car though, an unexpected visitor interrupted us.

My boyfriend and I were in the backseat, we had our clothes off and we were going at it, when there was a knock on the window. 

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PRIVACY PLEASE

Today’s contributor has a traumatizing sexperience involving her boyfriend’s dad


I was at my boyfriends house recently and we were making out on a couch he has in his room, like we always do. We started to really get into it and he took off his shirt and the next thing I knew, we were having sex. We were cautious not to make to much noise because his parents and siblings were all home. But it felt so good, I couldn’t help but to moan a little.

Eventually, we made our way over to the bed so we’d have more room. The down side was that the bed made a lot of noise as it hit the wall. About 10 minutes later we heard a soft thumping noise but we thought nothing of it we just kept going. Since both of our eyes were shut in pleasure, we couldn’t really see what was going on.

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HIDE AND PEE

The brazen sex antics of today’s contributor lead to an awkward bathroom moment

I took a brief weekend vacation with my ex-boyfriend about a year ago, and in order to save money on a hotel room we split the cost with one of his friends and his girlfriend. We were in the honeymoon phase of the relationship, so every chance we got alone in the room together we’d start making out, rolling around on the floor, and having hot quickie sex. We were masters at timing and not getting caught hooking up — until the last night of our trip.

On a whim, our roommates decided to it would be fun to walk to a karaoke bar across the street around 11 o’clock after a night of drinking and swimming (I know, real safe right?). After a few minutes of convincing, my boyfriend and I decided to join. I wanted to take a shower to get the chlorine out of my hair so we stayed behind and told our friends we’d meet up in a few minutes. The bathing suit I had on was a complicated cut-out one piece and the straps were criss cross in the back, so I struggled a good bit to shimmy out of it before I finally asked my dude for help.

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THE PARENT TRAP

Today’s contributor and her boyfriend aren’t as clever as they think they are
 
My boyfriend and I started sneaking out of our houses in high school to see (read: bone) each other and  we started to feel like we could get away with anything. Typically, we would wait until my parents were asleep, but one night I was so horny, I convinced him to sneak in through my side window — my room is just one story above ground. Out of the excitement of having pulled that off, we were hot and bothered and couldn’t help making more noise than we usually did. I covered my mouth with my hand  was constantly shushing my guy.
 
Minutes later, I heard my mom call my name. I thought, “It’s nothing, she’s just checking up on me.” I told her I was sleeping. Naïvely thinking she was going to drop it, I heard “Is there someone in there with you?” I started to panic, but mustered enough courage to say no firmly. The next thing I knew, my mom was screaming, “Open up your door and let me check right NOW!!!”

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THE WORKOUT PLAN

Today’s contributor joins a gym to gain a crush, but ends up the biggest loser             

I joined a local gym this year after my friend told me about this really hot trainer. About a week after admiring him from the elliptical, I decided I wanted to get a little closer. So, I signed up for private sessions with him and, in the mean time, obsessed over his perfect body with my girlfriends.

This guy was the definition of perfection — those abs, that body, that face! He was a work of art that needed to be captured, so I snapped a picture of him leaving the gym and sent it to my friends. I also set it as my iPhone wallpaper, just for fun. Well, one day we were having a really intense workout and he told me to take a break and drink some water. I did — and I left my phone right near him!

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