RED IS FOR REVENGE
Today’s contributor uses her Aunt Flow for the most devious sexual revenge.
I was mad at the boy I had been hooking up with, so instead of refusing to have sex with him, I decided to teach him a lesson. We always have sex with the lights on, but I decided we should try something different tonight.
The lights off should have been the first hint, but he seemed a little distracted (“Oh baby, you’re so wet…”). Barely able to hold back a smirk, I whispered back in a purposely breathy voice and said, “Oh yeah, you know I am.” As soon as it was over, I kissed him on the forehead and flicked the lights on. He laid there for couple seconds in a stupor over what had just occurred, before his eyes followed a suspicious trail of red on his stomach.