DINK IN THE SINK
Today’s contributor witnesses a horrifying (and very public) sex injury
I’m always going to this local Irish pub near my house — it’s provided for some fun times. This one weekend was a bit more…interesting than others. I had a hard week at work and my friends and I decided to throw down as much alcohol as we could without going to the hospital.
Of course, as soon as my drunkenness set in, a cutie walked into the bar. I was all over him. Like any good gentleman, he proceeded to buy me drinks to add to my already inebriated state. It was then that I decided there was only one way to make this night complete.
