CAN I GET a MAN WITH THAT?

NUTS ABOUT YOU

Today’s contributor learns when your dad ices your BF’s balls, its never a good thing

I’ve been dating my boyfriend for the past year and a half. Because we’ve been together for so long, you’d think that my dad would warm up to him, right? Wrong. My BF and dad never hit it off, and they still don’t mesh. It’s not that they don’t like each other—they are just both very different people.       

One night when my boyfriend was over, he decided that he would extend the effort and talk to my dad to score some brownie points.  My dad was sitting in the TV room sipping on a Cuba Libra trying to convince my sisters he was still in excellent shape despite his age. Knowing that my dad had a few drinks in him, one of my sister’s told him to prove it.       

Apparently, the only thing he could possibly think of to prove his svelte-ness was to do a handstand in the middle of the TV room surrounded by his loved ones and my boyfriend. Bad idea.      

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GUYS AND BALLS

An intense male scuffle over today’s contributor goes from heated to hilarious

I was in Italy for work and staying with a guy friend. One weekend, we went to the coast with his friends. We shared a hotel suite, but it wasn’t weird—I’d made it clear that I had no romantic interest in him.

Although I barely understood Italian, I immediately had chemistry with one of his gorgeous friends, Giorgio. The first night there, we had a party in our suite. The drinks were flowing, and soon, Giorgio and I were making out on the balcony. With my friend already in bed, things started getting heated with Giorgio, so we headed back inside.

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