CAN I GET a MAN WITH THAT?

CUPID’S EXPIRATION DATE

Today’s contributor should have had the lights on for her whipped cream experiment.

It was Valentine’s Day and my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up in the bedroom by giving the new alcohol-infused whipped cream a try. We had never done anything kinky in the bedroom, but cupid would have wanted us to try something new—and alcohol-infused whipped cream seemed like a safe bet.

The room was completely dark when we began to spray the whipped cream on our intimate areas and took turns licking it off of each other. We were both aroused and things appeared to be going well, until after a few licks, we simultaneously started gagging uncontrollably. Something had gone terribly wrong. I turned on the lights to find out.

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TWO-TIMING VALENTINE

A romantic evening went from magic to tragic

Last Valentine’s Day didn’t exactly end how I pictured—I was alone, on the couch, in my newly purchased lingerie.

Let me give you some background. I met my ex on a blind date. A whirlwind of six months surpassed any previous relationship I ever had. Things were great until the unthinkable happened—his ex-girlfriend decided to rear her ugly head. She left him for another guy, who later dumped her, sending her lame ass crawling back. He was so confused, he didn’t know what to do. I ended it, because who wants to be with someone who has feelings for their ex?

Not this girl.

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