Ask a Blogger: The Gaggle Edition
Jess and Becky of WTF is Up with My Love Life?! tell us what’s what on five confessions—among them, black eyes, yellow penises and faking it.
Editor’s Note: The WTF?! girls came up with the Gaggle concept, which they say has replaced dating. Gaggle (n.) a select group of guys in your life who compel you to put in that little bit of extra effort because they are, or potentially could be, romantic prospects.
1. CAN I GET A MAN WITH THAT? — Here we have a scenario where two girls are unknowingly on a date with the same guy. Honestly, we thought this only happened in 90s sitcoms.
WTF is Up with My Love Life?! — Whaaaat?! Who actually thinks they can pull this off?! Sounds like he had a bad case of Gaggles Gone Wild. But as a fellow modern woman, I’m glad to hear these two girls kept their cool and didn’t go all Brandy and Monica on his ass.
CIGAMWT — Don’t you hate it when a guy you would never consider sober, ends up blowing you off?! We have evidence it could be worse: This contributor got ditched mid-hookup by “a midget with a yellow dick.”
WTF?! — This might be the only story I’ve ever heard where The Guy You Are Embarrassed To Be Seen With (not in your gaggle) becomes The Super Horny Guy (in your gaggle), and then suddenly morphs into The Guy Who Just Blew You Off (still in your gaggle, but not for long). Uh, congrats?
