DORM DAZE
A college coed wakes up in the wrong bed
I woke up groggy after a long night out. The clock read 7:27am and I was in unfamiliar territory. I had just moved into a new room, so it took me a minute to realize where I was. I was fully clothed in my own pajamas—a flannel matching set with cupcakes—but I wasn’t in my bed and I wasn’t alone.
I slowly turned over to see who was laying next to me. It was an older guy—score! But he looked vaguely familiar. I was so confused that I aggressively shook him awake. A look of disbelief, embarrassment and sheer terror came across his face all at once. I immediately blurted out the first three questions that came to mind: “How did I get here? Who are you? Oh my god, did we hook up??!!!”