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    A delectable roundup of the week’s most buzzed about topics

    • QUOTED: ‘I thought it was gum.’ —Paris Hilton’s alleged explanation for the cocaine found in her purse. Yea, we snort our gum, too.
    • VIDEO: The creepiest, perviest, oddest, wanna-be Old Spice, feminine hygiene ad EVER Lemondrop
    • Lady Gaga fan to undergo sex change to be more like the Lady herself. Has he heard of Joe Calderone? —Broadsheet
    • WTF News: California doctor tries to break into her ex’s home through the chimney, gets stuck, and dies! The Daily Beast
    • Leggings, please stop making mutant babies with our pants. Thanks, Management. —The Frisky 
    • Some not so bad, but terribly biased sex advice from the right wing —Nerve
    • Blow jobs can give you HPV, the oral cancer causing kind —Canada.com 

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