1. HOT LINKS ON A PLATTER

    A delectable roundup of the week’s most buzzed about topics

    • QUOTED: ‘It’s not cool to have sex’ —Lady Gaga
    • A new body part to bedazzle: get your own decorative butt crack shield.  Don’t all order at once, now —Fashionista
    • He said WHAT? Tracy Morgan tells Leno why he wants his sons to move out: ‘When their private parts get bigger than yours, they gotta go’ —TresSugar
    • You might be a porn star and not know it—men use Facebook pics as ‘G-rated’ porn —The Daily Beast
    • Oprah’s much anticipated biography released with one steamy revelation: she and John Tesh were once a hot item —TMZ
    • The Bombshell strikes again — Michelle McGee allegedly seduced P!nk’s hubby, Carey Hart. So what, she’s still a rockstar —PopEater
    • D-List star Kathy Griffin got a poolside pap smear (yes, you read that correctly) to raise cervical cancer awareness —The Frisky

    We’ll be back Monday with more dating horror stories. Got a story of your own? Submit it here.

  2. HOT LINKS ON A PLATTER

    A delectable roundup of the week’s most buzzed about topics

    • QUOTED: ‘I would probably have Jesus over for fried chicken’ —Oprah
    • Holy shit! Meet the Taiwanese Susan Boyle YouTube
    • 10 things on love from the new Sex and the City 2 trailer, plus Aidan Shaw is back —Musings on Love
    • Hell hath no fury like Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon; the NYPD Blue actress blasted her cheating husband via mass email to his coworkers —PopEater
    • In other celebrity d-bag news, Tiki Barber leaves pregnant wife for hot intern —NYP
    • We didn’t see this one coming: Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy breakup on twitter —The Huffington Post
    • Gossip Girl Spoiler: So long, Little J! Jenny Humphrey MIA next season —TV Fanatic

    We’ll be back Monday with more cringe-worthy dating tales. In the meantime, check out the editor’s picks.