1. HOW TIM RUINED THANKSGIVING

    A high school girl’s awkward sexcapade is nothing to be thankful for

    In high school, I was really into this hot football player, Tim. Since I was a lowly underclassman, I was psyched when he invited me to my first high school party. The party started off great—drinks were flowing, Lil’ Wayne was blaring, and I ended up in a bedroom with Tim.

    I had only had sex a few times before Tim, and it was with my boyfriend, who took my virginity. After a few minutes of foreplay (including him disgustingly sticking his tongue in my ear) we started having sex. I was inexperienced, so I was a little nervous even after countless shots and Solo cups of Natty Light.

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