MISTAKEN PROTECTION
Today’s contributor learns why female condoms are called female condoms
My regular hookup buddy came over and after fooling around for a bit things quickly escalated; I asked him if he had brought a condom. He pulled one out of his bag, but it was a female condom (exactly why he was carrying one I’ll never know). I had never used one before and was apprehensive about putting it inside of me; needless to say I was too horny to muster up the composure to read the instructions. Unfortunately, it was the only form of contraception we had, so in a moment of total ignorance, we decided that he would put on the female condom and that would have to be sufficient protection.
