1. HOT LINKS ON A PLATTER

    A delectable roundup of the week’s most buzzed about topics

    • QUOTED: “If you a man and your [sic] over 25 and you don’t eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol.” 50 Cent
    • VIDEO: It’s not okay to stand when the seatbelt sign is off, but it’s okay to ‘Just Dance’ to Lady GagaCrushable 
    • She turned her sex life into her senior thesis, and we wish we’d thought of that when we were in school —Nerve
    • An analysis of sex injuries, where not to do it if you’d prefer to keep your muscles un-pulled and your bones un-dislocated —Lemondrop 
    • WTF News: A jilted Canadian called in a bomb threat so her ex-boyfriend would miss his wedding. This is when we say, if he’s marrying another woman –- he’s just not that into you —The Daily Mail  
    • Rihanna takes a trip to Raggedy Ann-ville for the ‘What’s my name?’ Doritos ad and she looks stark-raving mad —Gawker
    • Anti-drinking campaign says we should worry about our reputations before we drink. Have they met us? The fun happens with a few cocktails —Jezebel

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  2. HOT LINKS ON A PLATTER

    A delectable roundup of the week’s most buzzed about topics

    • QUOTED: ‘I thought it was gum.’ —Paris Hilton’s alleged explanation for the cocaine found in her purse. Yea, we snort our gum, too.
    • VIDEO: The creepiest, perviest, oddest, wanna-be Old Spice, feminine hygiene ad EVER Lemondrop
    • Lady Gaga fan to undergo sex change to be more like the Lady herself. Has he heard of Joe Calderone? —Broadsheet
    • WTF News: California doctor tries to break into her ex’s home through the chimney, gets stuck, and dies! The Daily Beast
    • Leggings, please stop making mutant babies with our pants. Thanks, Management. —The Frisky 
    • Some not so bad, but terribly biased sex advice from the right wing —Nerve
    • Blow jobs can give you HPV, the oral cancer causing kind —Canada.com 

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  3. I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”
    —Lady Gaga, Quote of the Week
  4. HOT LINKS ON A PLATTER

    A delectable roundup of the week’s most buzzed about topics

    • QUOTED: ‘It’s not cool to have sex’ —Lady Gaga
    • A new body part to bedazzle: get your own decorative butt crack shield.  Don’t all order at once, now —Fashionista
    • He said WHAT? Tracy Morgan tells Leno why he wants his sons to move out: ‘When their private parts get bigger than yours, they gotta go’ —TresSugar
    • You might be a porn star and not know it—men use Facebook pics as ‘G-rated’ porn —The Daily Beast
    • Oprah’s much anticipated biography released with one steamy revelation: she and John Tesh were once a hot item —TMZ
    • The Bombshell strikes again — Michelle McGee allegedly seduced P!nk’s hubby, Carey Hart. So what, she’s still a rockstar —PopEater
    • D-List star Kathy Griffin got a poolside pap smear (yes, you read that correctly) to raise cervical cancer awareness —The Frisky

    We’ll be back Monday with more dating horror stories. Got a story of your own? Submit it here.