SIZE MATTERS
A flirty coed miscalculates the risk of a well-endowed ‘boner-factor’
It was free transit week for college students, so my roommate and I decide to pay her hometown friend a visit at Princeton. Bright-eyed and bushy tailed, we arrived at his off-campus house, enthused for a “normal” college experience (since our school often failed to provide students with straight guys and decent keg parties).
Upon meeting Nick, my roommate’s friend, I was instantly attracted. He was a sandy-haired, hazel-eyed, tattooed, lengthy musician whose nickname in high school was “Big Dick Nick” (according to my roommate). A few PBR’s into our night, I decided I wanted to explore this nickname a little deeper—pun intended.
