Ask A Blogger: The Bachelor Edition
Jozen Cummings of Until I Get Married tells us what’s what on five confessions — among them, fairytales, limp dicks and girls who swallow.
1. CAN I GET A MAN WITH THAT? — To swallow or not to swallow? That is the age-old oral sex question. How about we just avoid it all together by faking cum allergies? It worked for one of our contributors. Her boyfriend felt guilty.
Jozen Cummings — You know why he felt bad for putting her through such a thing and then agreed to never ask her to swallow again? Because he probably knows a girl who doesn’t get sick from the taste of his cum. Girls who swallow are like girls who enjoy watching football games: We don’t have to be in a relationship with them to enjoy their company one day out of the week.
CIGAMWT — It’s one thing to mix business with pleasure, but to call out your assistants name during sex with your significant other is pretty brutal. How would you handle this situation?
Jozen — That sucks. I wouldn’t have broken up with her. I would have visited her at her office. Then meet John and say, “Keep up the good work, whatever work it is you’re doing, because let me tell you, she cannot stop talking about you!” A few weeks later she also would have heard me saying someone else’s name while we were having sex, and I would claim she was my assistant.
