CAN I GET a MAN WITH THAT?

HOT N’ READY

Today’s contributor’s Halloween Costume turns out to be a bit of false advertising.

It was Halloween, and my best friend and I had the brilliant idea of dressing up as “Hot n Ready” pizzas. We literally wore booty shorts, sports bras, and Little Ceaser’s pizza boxes, as our costumes. We even wrote “Are you?” on the back because we found it funny.

But we also wanted to make it obvious that the whole “hot and ready” costume was for laughs. Too bad it wasn’t a joke to the guy I met that night at the party my best friend and I went to. 

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FREAKS COME OUT

Today’s contributor gets into some devilish deeds with a frat boy-turned-construction worker

The combination of college freshmen and Halloween often make co-eds one (or all) of three things: drunk, horny, or reckless. Since Halloween is the one night out of all 365 days of the year that you can acceptably dress in the shortest, tightest, skimpiest outfit imaginable and people will call you cute instead of a skank, it resulted in all three for me.  

I set off to pre-game in one of the dorm rooms where I met this sexy senior.  As a freshman, meeting a senior was enough to excite me, but he was also on the wrestling team.  I could have called it a wrap right there.

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