1. HOT LINKS ON A PLATTER

    A delectable roundup of the week’s most buzzed about topics

    • QUOTED: ‘It’s not cool to have sex’ —Lady Gaga
    • A new body part to bedazzle: get your own decorative butt crack shield.  Don’t all order at once, now —Fashionista
    • He said WHAT? Tracy Morgan tells Leno why he wants his sons to move out: ‘When their private parts get bigger than yours, they gotta go’ —TresSugar
    • You might be a porn star and not know it—men use Facebook pics as ‘G-rated’ porn —The Daily Beast
    • Oprah’s much anticipated biography released with one steamy revelation: she and John Tesh were once a hot item —TMZ
    • The Bombshell strikes again — Michelle McGee allegedly seduced P!nk’s hubby, Carey Hart. So what, she’s still a rockstar —PopEater
    • D-List star Kathy Griffin got a poolside pap smear (yes, you read that correctly) to raise cervical cancer awareness —The Frisky

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