HowAboutWe… Ask the Expert
Aaron and Brian of HowAboutWe tells us what’s what on five confessions—among them, bad dates, male scuffles and sex in public places.
1. Can I Get A Man With That? — It’s true! A guy had the audacity to take one of our contributors to Burger King on a first date. And yes, it was in New York.
HowAboutWe — Half-way through this confession, we’re thinking, “If this is real, this chick has got to go. Got. To. Go.” You CAN cut off a bad date at any point, if you’ve got it like that. Date how you want to. There is no shame in ditching a date if he or she is a tool.
CIGAMWT — We’ll put this in the contributor’s own words: “I will never forget the image of two Italian men, engaged in a screaming fit over me…one with his balls hanging out of my pants.”
HAW — Congratulations.
3. A Class Act
CIGAMWT — We’re gonna make an educated guess that every teen has fantasized at least once about getting it on in a janitor’s closet. These brave souls actually did it. Too bad they got caught.
HAW — Brian got away with this one in high school. (Senior lounge)
