THE KING OF BAD DATES
Today’s contributor refused to be this loser’s “burger queen”
I went through a rocky breakup, and my friend decided to set me up with his cousin. In the weeks prior to our date, we spoke for hours and sent each other pictures. He was tall, handsome, and had great conversation skills.
I picked him up for our date, and the first thing I noticed was his baggy clothing, which I loathed. After my brief superficiality, I decided to proceed with the date. We planned to see a movie, and he told me he wanted to see a scary movie. I was annoyed; we had previously talked about how much I hated them. When I reminded him of that conversation, he insisted that we see it anyway. We argued, and he finally apologized and agreed to see something else.
