1. HOT LINKS ON A PLATTER

    A delectable roundup of the week’s most buzzed about topics

    • QUOTED: “If you a man and your [sic] over 25 and you don’t eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol.” 50 Cent
    • VIDEO: It’s not okay to stand when the seatbelt sign is off, but it’s okay to ‘Just Dance’ to Lady GagaCrushable 
    • She turned her sex life into her senior thesis, and we wish we’d thought of that when we were in school —Nerve
    • An analysis of sex injuries, where not to do it if you’d prefer to keep your muscles un-pulled and your bones un-dislocated —Lemondrop 
    • WTF News: A jilted Canadian called in a bomb threat so her ex-boyfriend would miss his wedding. This is when we say, if he’s marrying another woman –- he’s just not that into you —The Daily Mail  
    • Rihanna takes a trip to Raggedy Ann-ville for the ‘What’s my name?’ Doritos ad and she looks stark-raving mad —Gawker
    • Anti-drinking campaign says we should worry about our reputations before we drink. Have they met us? The fun happens with a few cocktails —Jezebel

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