RIM AND BEAR IT
Today’s contributor accidentally gives her boyfriend a ‘mouthful’
I’ve always been a bit apprehensive about letting a guy in on some ‘back door’ action, though I have girlfriends who swear that anal play is amazing. Although mildly curious, I was never going to be the one to initiate it. I guess you could say I have ‘ass issues.’ I’ve never even been comfortable passing gas in front of a guy—especially a boyfriend.
After a night out at a bar, my boyfriend and I came home and got ready for bed. We started getting a little frisky, and he started to go down on me. Suddenly, I noticed that he kept going further south—into back door territory. I didn’t argue; I was tipsy and finally had a chance to see what all the hype was about. It felt kind of nice, albeit a bit uncomfortable, but as I starting to enjoy it, I suddenly felt queasy.
I tried to pry his mouth out from between my legs, but I think he was really trying to convince me to relax and enjoy it. Feeling a wave of nausea hit, I thought I was going to be sick. I kind of sat up, which he interpreted as me really getting into it, so he got even more into it. All of a sudden, it happened: my worst nightmare come true. I farted…in his mouth. Humiliating as it was, I guess I learned my lesson: when you’re exploring new sexual territory, proceed with caution.
Editor’s Note: Apparently, there’s a name for this — it’s called rimming. Special thanks to City Girl for keeping us informed.
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