IN TOO DEEP
A romantic weekend is ruined for today’s contributor when a sex act goes awry
My boyfriend and I recently started having sex, but we don’t see each other often. We live in two different states, he’s always working, and I’m always at school. We decided to spend Fourth of July weekend together at a hotel, even though I had my period. He joked that I would just have to give him blowjobs.
Before we left, he wined and dined me with homemade tacos and red wine. At the hotel room, things started getting hot. I kissed my way down his chest and start going down on him. As it got more intense, he wanted to see how much of him I could fit into my mouth. I deep-throated for a while and then started gagging. He pushed for me to go deeper but I told him I was going to throw up. He promised me I wouldn’t, and I took his word for it. I kept going lower, trying to fit as much in my mouth as possible. Suddenly, my eyes began to tear and I starting gagging.
That’s when I threw up red wine and taco meat all over his penis. He immediately jumped up and got into the shower. I tried to clean up, but the linens were ruined and there was a trail of vomit to the shower. I was mortified! I made him promise that he would never tell anyone.
It’s our ongoing joke now—I’m not allowed to dine on red wine or tacos with him, nor am I allowed to attempt deep-throating again.
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