(UN)COMFORTABLY NUMB
A thoughtful wife unintentionally crosses the line between pleasure and pain
Editor’s note: This week’s hump day story might hurt a little.
I’m a newly wed Army wife, and upon my husband’s latest return home, I wanted to do something special for him. I had never successfully deep-throated him before and thought this was the perfect occasion. Since prior attempts resulted in my gag reflex kicking in, I found a throat numbing gel I hoped would solve the problem. To my delight, my husband was just as excited as I was to try it out.
Things were getting hot and heavy in the bedroom when it was time for the gel. As I started performing, I took him deeper and deeper and the gel was working. My husband was oohing and aahing, pulling me in closer to his pelvis. “Damn, this is really gonna work,” I thought. I didn’t feel a thing. Too bad I couldn’t say the same for him.
Suddenly, his oohs and aahs turned into frantic ows. My husband pulled himself away from me, and to my horror, there was blood on his you-know-what. The numbness in my mouth had caused my jaw to slowly clamp down on him, and when he pulled out, my teeth grazed his penis.
I was speechless — not because of what happened, but because I literally couldn’t speak due to the numbness. It took me 30 minutes to fully recover! I ended up having to write my husband a note, explaining what had just happened. Luckily he was able to laugh it off, and suffered no serious injuries.
My deep-throat attempt epically failed, but at least this time I got an A for effort.
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