THE PRINCESS AND THE PEE
A drunken hookup leaves today’s contributor all wet
After a long night of drinking, I stumbled into the dorms with my roommate and her two guy friends. Neither of them were my type, but after a few drinks, if I squinted really hard, one of them started to resemble Ryan Gosling. Once inside, my roommate noticed my intoxicated oogling and decided to give us some privacy.
Sure enough, he hopped into bed with me, but said he needed a nap. A nap? Yea, right. I had other plans — like making out in bed. After about 10 minutes, things started heating up, when suddenly, he got up, put on his shoes without saying a word and ran out.
I couldn’t think of any explanation for his swift exit, other than maybe he had dropped his condoms in the hall? I pulled back the covers to get out of bed and check on him, when I realized I was wet. Then I looked at my pink sheets—they were soaking wet, too! And it was pee!
My would-be hookup had just peed all over my bed and abruptly left the room.
