FLUSHED AWAY
Today’s contributor missed an important lessons in potty training
The other day I was at work and I really had to pee. However, I was dealing with a very stubborn client, so I had to hold it in for over 30 minutes! When I finally got a chance to use the bathroom I was in a huge hurry. When I started to pee, I realized I pulled down my skirt, but I had forgotten to pull down my thong! I was completely soaked.
I didn’t know what to do, so I just flushed my new juicy couture underwear down the toilet and went back to work, as if nothing had happened. Later, one of my really cute co-workers that I had been flirting with recently went to use the bathroom and came out complaining about how the toilet was overflowing because there was a flushed thong!
Every one was shocked and I just went along with it. I would have gotten away with it, if I wouldn’t have left my phone behind the toilet. He brought it to me and said “I couldn’t save your underwear, but here’s your phone”. I turned red and didn’t respond, I just stared at my computer screen for the rest of the day.
I could hear my co-workers laughing and making comments, which didn’t die down for 2 weeks! Every day they would say things like, “Did you bring an extra pair of underwear?” They insisted they were just messing around, but I didn’t find it that funny. As for my crush, I avoided him like the plague for the next few months.
