RISKY REVENGE
One couple seeks vengeance after their mid-day romp gets busted.
It was a gorgeous summer day when my soon-to-be boyfriend and I went to have lunch at a near-by Friday’s. The food was great, he paid, and I was ready for some dessert. We got into his car and sat for a while as the air conditioning began to work. Soon we were kissing and feeling each other up. He was on my neck and my hand was wandering so much that we decided we had to have each other right then and there.
It was broad daylight and the vast parking lot was our only option. There was an office building right next door with some parking spots hidden towards the back and under the trees. We decided this was the best place to get away with anything.
We hopped into the backseat as soon as we pulled in and continued our foreplay and beyond. Anyone within fifty feet of our car could have seen it shaking, mind you, we were both close to butt-naked. My beau and I were nearing our happy ending when we saw a large SUV driving by us. We ducked for a second, only to see the SUV backing into the spot right next to ours! This spot was nowhere near the entrance of the office building and quite a walk from it. We felt furious and violated. The man proceeded to get out of his car and walk towards the office as if it was nothing.
Of course we wanted to do something to get him back. We finished up our romp then began dressing and brainstorming. I got back into the front seat, unable to think of anything good, when my boy got out of the car and, without warning, placed our used condom on the dirtbag’s windshield.
I felt horrible but I couldn’t stop myself from laughing, and my boy got back in the car and peeled out of there far too quick for me to state my opinion. I suppose karma was more of a dick that day than a bitch.
