STRING-A-LONG STRIPTEASE
A lap dance turns out to be a blushing surprise for today’s contributor and her beau
I had just started dating this cute guy I met at the gym. I take a striptease aerobics class there and on one of our get-togethers I decided to try out some moves on him that I learned in class.
I had my period, but thought I could just put the tampon in so that the string wouldn’t show. I would only give him a lap dance. In my imagination I saw it making me looked outlandishly sexy and hard to get at the same time, when in reality I was being cock-blocked by Aunt Flow.I was so excited to do this for my man, I decided to go all out. He was planning on stopping by my apartment, so before he got there, I set up candles, music, and an armchair right in the middle of the room. I had my sexy lingerie on, and was changing my tampon to get ready for this super steamy night with my new beau. He knocked at the door and I came rushing to it with a big smile on my face. I sat him down almost immediately and started dancing to the music. My man was in complete awe, and I felt awesome. He was turned on, I was turned on, and we were making out like the world was about to end.
I was down to my panties, and decided even to toss those. I then went to try my finale trick, a headstand where he could get a nice view of my, you know. I heard him gasp and clap his hand to his mouth as soon as I did this. I jumped down from my headstand and it looked as if he had seen a ghost.
I had forgotten to tuck in my tampon string when getting ready and it was hanging all the way down. It must have hit him right on his face. I was mortified and it was really awkward after that. I helped him to the door and stopped talking to him completely, in fear of my tampon ghost coming back to haunt me.
