GOOD VIBES
Today’s contributor finds herself wishing that her vibrator had a silent mode.
After a few months of managing to not bring a single guy home, I decided that enough was enough. I was on a mission. I went to a party with my friends that night, and despite all of my efforts, I was unsuccessful in finding some loving for the night.
When I got back to my house I was frustrated, so I decided that I should just do it all by myself. I got out my trusty vibrator and I started using it. A few minutes in, just as I started to feel good, I heard a knock at my door. Turns out that it was my gay best friend, and he had wanted to come over and surprise me.
Sometimes when the two of us are bored, we’ll cuddle and he’ll sleep over. However, that was definitely not the right time for him to be around. Even though we share almost everything with each other, I didn’t exactly want to tell him what I was doing. I screamed at him not to come in, but he didn’t listen.
He decided to walk right in, and even though I was telling him not to get any closer, I was very drunk, and simultaneously trying to shut off my vibrator, so he couldn’t understand what I was saying. Finally he heard the vibrator and said, “What’s that sound?”
When it dawned on him what it was, he laughed and ran out of the room. A few minutes later, after I regained my composure, I went downstairs to find him sitting in my living room, still laughing. To this day we still joke around about what happened, and he’s just very thankful that he didn’t just jump into bed with me.
