DON’T DRIVE AND BONE
Today’s contributor learns the danger of vehicular sex
Since my boyfriend and I both live at home, it’s hard for us to get some alone time. Every once in a while, we have to resort to having sex in my parent’s car. It’s uncomfortable, but also necessary. The last time that we decided to do it in the car though, an unexpected visitor interrupted us.
My boyfriend and I were in the backseat, we had our clothes off and we were going at it, when there was a knock on the window. There was a police officer standing outside of my car, demanding that my boyfriend come outside and talk to him. We managed to cover up quickly, but not only was I incredibly embarrassed, I was freaking out. I had conveniently forgotten that having sex in public, even if it was inside of my own car, was illegal. My boyfriend went to talk to the police officer, and the cop barked at him, “How old is that girl?”
Not only were we in trouble for having sex, the police officer thought that I was underage, and therefore jailbait. Finally, the officer asked me to get out of the car to give him my information also, and the police officer issued us both tickets. A month later, we had to appear before a judge, and defend our case.
We just ended up having to pay a fine, but I was scared beyond my wits that it would be a more severe punishment. I never thought that I’d get into so much trouble for having car sex, but I’ll definitely think twice before I have sex anywhere but my own house again.
