1. PIMPLE DICK

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    Everyone has those moments when they look back on their past relationships and
    think, “what the hell was I thinking?” My boyfriend from high school definitely
    fit into that category.

    He was two years older than I was and was graduating and taking classes at the
    local community college when I was a sophomore. He always loved working on
    cars, but he was actually looking to be certified as a mechanic. Naturally, he
    was dirty and greasy all the time which didn’t seem to bother me that much.

    Even though this was the boy I lost my virginity to, I wanted to experiment and
    try all kinds of things, and in addition to that we screwed like rabbits.One day when he came home from one of his classes at the college, he came over
    to my house and wanted to get in some good pounding before my dad came home
    from work. He told me he was going to use the bathroom first and came back to
    my room so we could start working.

    When he came out of the bathroom, he had this half-cocked smile on his face.
    When I asked him what was going on, he told me that he had a pimple on his
    dick! In no way am I exaggerating at all, it was right on top of his cock at
    the base! Being so utterly grossed out and now wondering why the hell I ever
    even let this guy put his dick inside me, I didn’t even want to touch him.

    He asked me if I wanted to see it which I uncontrollably yelled “no!” Then I
    thought of how much I was about to chew my arm off because of how horny I was
    and made the biggest sacrifice up until that point in my life. I told him to go
    back into the bathroom and pop it and that we were always wearing condoms every
    single time from then on.

    I heard a few painful screeches from the bathroom which again turned me off,
    but still decided to throw him a romp for going through with the painful
    popping.

    Over the next few weeks, I hear his friends at school talking about the
    physical capabilities of having a zit on someone’s dick and realized that he
    told everyone! I even heard a couple of his teachers making jokes about it. I
    was so mortified because people were asking me how I could let my greasy
    boyfriend put his pimple dick inside of me. Looking back, I have no
    idea how I did.

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