HIDE AND PEE
The brazen sex antics of today’s contributor lead to an awkward bathroom moment
I took a brief weekend vacation with my ex-boyfriend about a year ago, and in order to save money on a hotel room we split the cost with one of his friends and his girlfriend. We were in the honeymoon phase of the relationship, so every chance we got alone in the room together we’d start making out, rolling around on the floor, and having hot quickie sex. We were masters at timing and not getting caught hooking up — until the last night of our trip.
On a whim, our roommates decided to it would be fun to walk to a karaoke bar across the street around 11 o’clock after a night of drinking and swimming (I know, real safe right?). After a few minutes of convincing, my boyfriend and I decided to join. I wanted to take a shower to get the chlorine out of my hair so we stayed behind and told our friends we’d meet up in a few minutes. The bathing suit I had on was a complicated cut-out one piece and the straps were criss cross in the back, so I struggled a good bit to shimmy out of it before I finally asked my dude for help. Well, help getting out of the bathing suit turned into a steamy hookup on the floor- with me naked. I can’t say it was one of my finer moments, drunkenly hooking up with someone on a hotel bathroom floor (ew) but it was fun until our friends came back to the room to check on us. Luckily the bathroom door was only slightly cracked, so my naked ass wasn’t on full display.
Still horrified, I jumped up and ran into the shower while my boyfriend closed the door to the bathroom and locked it. When the bathroom door knocked, my guy opened the door and explained that he was about to take a shower, but his friend insisted on using the bathroom anyways. He barged in and began peeing with me next to him holding my breath behind the shower curtain. Luckily, he suspected no foul play and went on his way.
Somehow my boyfriend coaxed them into leaving without us, telling them at I was in the lobby getting coffee, when really I was holding my breasts and crotch freaking out in the shower the whole time. Needless to say, the passion and excitement about getting caught fizzled after that and once I took a shower I immediately put on my clothes. Any horseplay after that was saved for when we got home.
