GET (OFF) THE BUS
Today’s contributor has trouble getting off (but not getting kicked off) on a public bus
Me and my boyfriend had been together for over two years but we had a sexual passion that was unparalleled. We had had sex thousands of times but we still did it at least twice a day. The best thing was that we knew exactly how to get each other off, and we could make it last two hours or two minutes.
One night, we’d gone out to the bars in my town drinking and had really gotten wasted. We couldn’t drive home and were too drunk to walk so we decided to take public transportation. We got on the bus and sat in the back and started to fool around. We must have been way too drunk to be hooking up because we both fell asleep while we were messing around. I’m not sure how long we were asleep, but it must have been a long time because we were woken up by the bus driver.
He said that he was done with his route and that if we didn’t get off the bus immediately that he would call the police. I was really confused when I first woke up and heard him saying this but then I looked at the position I was in. My boobs were completely hanging out of my shirt with my boyfriends face in them and my hands were down his unzipped pants. I couldn’t believe that we had actually passed out while hooking up on a bus!
I was so embarrassed that I just wanted to run away but we were stuck at the bus terminal waiting for a cab to come get us while the employees just stared in disapproval. My boyfriend and I are still pretty adventurous in the sack, but we avoid hooking up on public transportation.
