BED HEAD GEL
Today’s contributor gives a guy’s pimp costume some added juice
It was my first Halloween as a college student and, like many of my peers, my costume was meant to resemble a prostitute. And my first collegiate Halloween experience did not disappoint — I joined my friends at a fraternity house and we hit the dance floor, while drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
Naturally, I found a frat boy that struck my fancy — a super senior that matched my sexual tension and also my costume — he was dressed as a pimp. After passing the point of being blacked out before the party was over, it was obvious I was going to shack there.
Did I mention that I was still a virgin at this point? With my inhibitions out of the window, my guy and I started making out and stripping off each other’s costumes. Things were getting hot and heavy, but we still hadn’t moved on to sex. I started to give him head and after only a few minutes, he came with absolutely no warning.
My virgin status also applied to swallowing and I absolutely refused to do it. Most guys have the decency to tell you when they are coming, so I was really pissed. I know he thought I swallowed it, but I actually spit it out onto the bed when he wasn’t looking. He kept asking me how he tasted and I really laid it on thick — telling him he tasted great.
Frat boy had no idea that it was on his sheets and pillow and he wrapped himself up as he drifted off to sleep. I laughed when he woke up the next morning, cocooned in his own cum-covered sheets. He never asked me about a stain, but was confused when clumps of his hair were sticking together.
