YOU GIVE ME FEVER
Today’s contributor cools down her “fever” after this afternoon rendezvous
I was introduced to “sex fever” in high school — the constant urge for sex. I caught it full-force after I lost my virginity. The sight of a single chest hair could induce an orgasm. At the time, I had no car, so I was doing whatever it took to get to my boyfriend’s house — begging for rides from friends or frenemies — it didn’t matter. Until finally, a friend agreed to take me to his house while his parents weren’t home.
My boyfriend and I were so anxious that it was finally time to get down! We decided my friend would park her car in the alley behind his house and wait. Then we went straight to his room to have sex. As things were getting intense— as intense as it could get for two amateurs—we suddenly heard the garage door go up and the back door open.
Immediately, we panicked. He shoved me and my clothes into his small ass closet! Sure enough, his mother was home. While we figured out how I was going to get out, I looked at the door, looked at the window, and decided I didn’t want to take any chances — I went for the window! I jumped out of the second floor window, straight into the dumpster in the alley!
My friend was laughing so hard, the horn honked from her excitement. Luckily, I made it to her car without being spotted by his mother. Unfortunately, my boyfriend saw the whole dumpster dive! Yeah, that put an end to my so-called fever.
