Ask a Blogger: The Wild Edition
Shannon Boodram of Those Girls are Wild tells us what’s what on five confessions — among them, entering at the rear, one-eyed monsters and bladder control in the sack.
1. Exit Only
CAN I GET A MAN WITH THAT? — Anal sex can be a touchy subject for a lot of girls, even the wild ones, so is there a silver lining to discovering a pool of his little swimmers in your favorite nickers?
Shannon Boodram — The fact that she felt free to be open with her boyfriend about her ‘discovery’ is the gold ticket here. So if we break it down: 1) she enjoyed it 2) so did he 3) her little OOPS was not that catastrophic for either of them, in fact it served as a little bit of bonding ground.
2. O-M-Pee
CIGAMWT — We don’t know about you but we quit wearing diapers a long time ago. What do you have to say about the sex being so good that this contributor couldn’t manage to control her bladder in the sack?
SB — I thought this was one of those urban legends or something. If a drunken hookup is TRULY the kind of sexual relations you want, then you have to know that things like this can happen, and if you know it can happen and you do it anyway, you should adopt a feel-no-ways attitude towards whatever the morning after may bring.
3. Size Matters
CIGAMWT — After this story we’re officially scared of men who claim to have one-eyed monsters in their pants. Any ideas on how to enjoy sex with the well-endowed without having our nether regions feel like someone stuck a watermelon in a pinhole, as Snooki would say?
SB — Aww when big is, well TOO damn big. I feel for males who go through this and actually a few guys have written me about this problem and they sound genuinely sad about it. I think she will be okay, but next time she encounters someone so endowed—lots of lube, lots of foreplay and pace yourself so each time the aftermath isn’t so excruciating.
4. Seize the Moment
CIGAMWT — Truth: Have you ever landed a man in the hospital with your sexual prowess? This story takes sexing a man senseless to another level—her porn star finesse induced this poor guy into a seizure!
SB — This story is so WILD I almost wish it were my own. WOW talk about something to tell your grandkids, g’head girl :)
CIGAMWT — How this contributor managed to find two tampons in her vajayjay after sex is beyond our wildest imaginations. We think the lesson here is clear, one thing in your orifice at a time, what’s your take?
SB — Having anything lodged up there is unsafe (condom, sponge, tampon, diaphragm, etc) so she did the right thing by seeing the nurse and getting all of the help she could to get that thing out of there, especially after sex when new bacteria is introduced to the area. Although it wasn’t pleasant, I am glad things turned out for the better and hopefully she (or anyone who witnessed the ordeal) will never make that mistake again.
Shannon Boodram is the author of LAID: Young People’s Experience with Sex in an Easy Access Culture. Along with former Degrassi star Andrea Lewis, she started the blog Those Girls Are Wild—redefining wild to reflect the freedom and vivacity of being an empowered badass.
