SMILE AND BLOW ME
Today’s contributor grapples with an age-old question: spit or swallow?
My boyfriend and I are very frisky. We made it past the ‘honeymoon’ phase and still can’t keep our hands off each other. I sometimes like to start his engine with a blowjob, and then move on to the grand finale. But I never swallow.
He eventually caught on and asked why I don’t swallow—for some reason beyond me guys love that idea (Thanks, porn). So, I decided to try it out. Bad idea. The first time I gagged and chugged a whole Coke in ten seconds flat. From that day forward, I always kept one handy while giving head to offset the taste.
Unfortunately, my boyfriend loved it and couldn’t wait to do it again. I avoided it as long as possible and kicked myself for trying to be a good girlfriend. I told my roommates what happened and they laughed at me. One of them suggested I act like his jizz got me sick. Brilliant, I thought! So the next night I willingly gave him his wish. I swallowed.
After he came, I attempted to chug a Coke, ran to the bathroom, spit it all out in the toilet and pretended to heave and gag. I flushed the toilet and came out holding my stomach. He looked panic, “What’s wrong?” he said. I told him I got sick because of his salty cum. He looked so upset and felt so bad for putting me through that and agreed to never ask me to swallow again. I felt a little bad for lying, but it was so worth it!
Editor’s Note: We’re wondering if her boyfriend was this guy.
